78 Quotes by Ridley Pearson

Especially with four insanely angry, sword-carrying pirates bearing down on you, followed closely by an alien with a genetic malfunction that posed like Elvis Presley and looked slightly like a cross between a koala and a cuddly dog.

Always trust computer games.

If you don't believe in yourself, who will?' ~Maybeck

It's true, I'm impressed with myself, almost daily. If I don't impress myself then how am I ever to feel accomplished?" "Who cares if you impress others?" "Indeed. Others' opinions hardly matter, but one's own sense of accomplishment is paramount, is it not?

SHUT UP!...PADDLE!

Be careful what you wear to bed, because you never know where you might wake up.

They're sending us fake notes. They're threatening our lives. Now, supposedly the of us, as Disney Hosts, represent some serious financials for the company. Why else would they install us on your ship? Give us a free cruise? We make them money: as guides, with merchandise, video games, books.""We're waiting for the movie," Finn added.

Jez had gone from an evil twin to a sweet, even angelic, girl, all in less than a minute.

I'm a big girl, Finn.