510 Quotes by Roald Dahl

Hey!' Bruno called out 'Give me the rest of that banana I was eating.

Now that I am alone, I don't have to hide it; I don't have to hide anything any longer. I can let my face go because no one can see me; because there's twenty-one thousand feet between me and them... No, I don't have to press my teeth together or tighten the muscles of my jaw...

My grandmother was the only grandmother I ever met who smoked cigars.

They streaked past a black door. STOREROOM NUMBER 71, it said on it. WHIPS - ALL SHAPES AN SIZES. "Whips!' cried Veruca Salt. "What on earth do you use whips for?""For whipping cream of course," said Wonka. "How can you whip cream without whips? Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whips. Just as a poached egg isn't a poached egg unless it's been stolen from the woods in the dead of night! Row on please!

And thus the journey ended. But the travelers lived on.

If I had my way, I would remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.

Human beans is the only animals that is killing their own kind.

Twenty-four feet is puddlenuts in Giant Country.

Bütün büyükler çocuklara dev gibi görünürler.