48 Quotes About Inspirational-humor

I would have grown up to be a gentleman adventurer if I were more of a gentleman.

... sometimes in life, you either laugh or you cry. And I prefer to laugh.

Please don't follow in my footsteps. I'm already knee-deep in them, and am sinking rapidly...

Watch very closely as the magical angel and I are swallowed by the rainbow twister, and left stranded on the glitter way.

Shirley: "Christopher, would you like to tell Olivia what "F.I.N.E" means?"Christopher: "Fucked-up, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional"...Olivia: "But what if you really do feel fine?"Shirley: "Christopher, care to answer that?"Christopher: "Um, there's no such feeling as fine.

I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought; and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder.

Angels can fly because they can take themselves lightly.

He had never known such gallantry as the gallantry of Scarlett O'Hara going forth to conquer the world in her mother's velvet curtains and the tail feathers of a rooster.

What's so funny about peace, love and understanding