81 Quotes by Rob Corddry

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.