81 Quotes by Rob Corddry

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.