29 Quotes by Robert Asprin

When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, 'Cheer up, things could be worse.' And sure enough, they get worse.

I am not a slow writer, I am not a fast writer . . . I am a half-fast writer.

Deveels are some of the meanest characters you'd ever not want to tangle with. They're some of the most feared and respected characters in the dimensions.""Are they warriors? Mercenaries?"Aahz shook his head. "Worse!" he answered. "They're merchants.

If the proper preparations have been made and the necessary precautions taken, any staged event is guaranteed success--Ethelred The Unready

Of all the various unpleasant ways to be aroused from a sound sleep, one of the worst is the noise of a dragon and a unicorn playing tag. Myth Conceptions by Robert Asprin

Our mutual love of movie trivia factors occasionally in the 'Bone' character. It crops up a bit more in the 'Maestro' character.

We're kidding on that. One of the things I insisted upon when we went into this project was that we are full partners, going fifty-fifty, both on the money and on the say of what's going on with the books.

The basic story for the opener is that word came through the bar that someone got knifed and killed up on the Moon Walk. It turns out to be one of the quarter regulars that everybody knows, including Maestro and Bone.

It's interesting that instead of having to get tighter and more restricted for a collaboration, strangely enough, from the beginning, we've actually been more confident that we could handle this.