31 Quotes by Robert B. Weide

Ask any lawyer - if a prosecutor thinks he can win a case, he'll prosecute it.

On 'Curb Your Enthusiasm,' I remember that sometime in Season 3, there was a Yiddish phrase, 'Kinahura,' and a friend of mine who was Jewish said that the closed captioning said 'Can of Hurrah.' And I thought 'Oh, God.' I never had bothered to see the transcripts but from that point on all the transcripts had to come to me and I checked them.

I think directors who care about their work should be invested.

I consider myself allergic to gossip and tabloids, and go out of my way to avoid them.

I feel like a lot of the guys who are trying to do political or socially relevant humor just haven't figured out who the enemy is.

How do you tell a story that you're a part of without it being a big ego trip?

I have some kind of knack for getting to know or becoming very close with people I've long admired.

Sit down at your computer or open your nearest mobile device and Google these words: 'Directed by.' What's the first predictive text that comes up? Martin Scorsese? Quentin Tarantino? Ingmar Bergman? Chances are the first name Google suggested was Robert B. Weide. That's me. Sort of.

I'm always looking to move on to the next thing.