198 Quotes by Robert Benchley

Streets flooded. Please advise.

Central Park is the grandiose symbol of the front yard each child in New York hasn't got.

New York - The city where the people from Oshkosh look at the people from Dubuque in the next theater seats and say "These New Yorkers don't dress any better than we do.

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who divide the world into two kinds of people, and those who do not.

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.

The free-lance writer is one who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his publishers to get a new book out of him each year.

One, two, three / Buckle my shoe.

People who begin sentences with "I may be old-fashioned but—" are usually not only old-fashioned but wrong.