245 Quotes by Robert Black

Every second in the air in Paris is art.

I make a rule not to do chicks with fake boobs. I mean, who’s to say they are not men?

Everyone with a phone is a "journalist" these days. Traditional mainstream media resent that loss of power and market share, and so they have had their journalists diversify into owned political activists.

Women are a weird subspecies. But it must be hard walking around with a big fleshy slit in your body that keeps saying fuck me!

What you don’t know about Paris, is that when you live there, over time, an invisible thread forms around your heart, and so when you leave, it always tugs you back.

Happiness is, waking up without a hangover.

Any respectable alcoholic, worth his salt, should wish to wake up dead.

The trouble with life is, we never know when we are in the zone, until we think back, with jealous longing, years later.

Sometimes what you see of a person Is only what they want you to see But if you disrespect that part They will see all of you