101 Quotes by Robert Downey Jr.

The lesson is that you can still make mistakes and be forgiven.

Listen, smile, agree, then do whatever you were going to do anyway.

I just don’t like big guys who speak cryptically and act like they understand the language better than me.

Violent ground-acquisition games such as football are in fact a crypto-fascist metaphor for nuclear war.

Remember that just because you hit bottom doesn’t mean you have to stay there.

If I was a Pokemon, I’ll either be a Psyduck or a Jigglypuff.

Worrying is like praying for something you don’t want to happen.

A lot of my peer group think I’m an eccentric bisexual, like I may even have an ammonia-filled tentacle somewhere on my body. That’s okay.

Does any new parent, even if you’re not a first-time parent, ever really know what to do?