101 Quotes by Robert Downey Jr.

Tofu is the root of all evil, and there’s only one thing that can change a man’s mind, and that’s a modified Uzi with an extra-long clip.

Do I want to be a hero to my son? No. I would like to be a very real human being. That’s hard enough.

And I think for a man whose native tongue is Spanish to be able to put together a phrase like ‘cultural genocide’ just speaks to how bright he is.

I’m not used to feeling like I belong where I am.

Pick a dysfunction and it’s a family problem.

At the end of the day, anything I think I’m sacrificing I’m just giving up because it makes me feel better.

I’m an actor, a husband, a father of two, and a full-time Avenger.

It was a democracy in the truest and most frustrating and most rewarding sense of the word. Anybody could come in and say, “You know, I’m just not cool with that.” We’d be like, “Who’s that?” “Oh, I was just cleaning the trailers.” It was nuts.

It’s become this really odd thing where even some of the folks who build the things that we wear for entertainment are contacted by DARPA-esque companies who are saying, “Yeah, we’re really doing that, and we want to talk to you.”