27 Quotes by Robert Kroese

I’m sure that creating the cosmos was a great deal of work, but it happened before I got here. I didn’t ask for it to be created, I wasn’t consulted on the specifics, and I don’t intend to pay for it.

By most accounts, Boric the Implacable was, while he was alive, an incomparable badass. By all accounts, he was an even bigger badass after he died.

And it was negotiated between the best minds among the angels and the best minds of the demons.” “Oh, no,” said Mercury. “Where did you get that idea? It was negotiated by lawyers.

When all else fails, science comes up with a label, like “gravity” or “inertia” or “Asperger’s” and calls it a day.

There is, of course, a lot of disagreement on Earth about whether demons actually exist, what they want, and how much of the tax code they are responsible for.

Boric, feeling dizzy and light-headed, shambled toward Randor’s corpse, which was still making an impressive effort to pump blood to Randor’s head. His head unfortunately lay some three feet away – an insurmountable distance for even the most robust circulatory system.

No actual productive work is done in the Courts of the Most High, but the staff of the Courts have the proud distinction of having prevented more work from being done on more planes than any other entity outside the United States Congress.

It is also said that history is written by the victors. This was particularly true in the Old Realm, where the official historians at the Library of Avaress had been required for centuries to be named Victor.

This puzzling discrepancy prompted the development of the controversial cosmological theory known as the Strong Misanthropic Principle, which asserts that the universe exists in order to screw with us.