27 Quotes by Robert Kroese

He had intended his address to be somewhat more comprehensive than this but was forced to cut it short, having been stabbed between the ribs with a broadsword.

Boric, feeling dizzy and light-headed, shambled toward Randor’s corpse, which was still making an impressive effort to pump blood to Randor’s head. His head unfortunately lay some three feet away — an insurmountable distance for even the most robust circulatory system.

What is that thing? It looks like a model of the human digestive tract made from broken beer bottles and sadness.

...but there's always he'll want to torture your boss anyway. Just recreationally, I mean.""Wow that would be terrific," I said

It was never a good thing when a bad guy started quoting Nietzsche.

How do we know Stephanie’s not just watering a friend’s plants?”“Oh, she’s watering his plants all right,” said Keane.“Congratulations,” I said. “That’s the worst euphemism for intercourse I’ve ever heard.”“No,” said Keane. “Intercourse is the worst euphemism for intercourse you’ve ever heard. Normal people call it fucking.

There’s no consensus in the mental health community on how to maintain the sanity of a person whose whole existence is fictional.

She's right, thought Boric. I'm a dead man riding a winged bear named Bubbles.

You can’t rage against the machine; rage is part of the machine.