30 Quotes by Robert Lynn Asprin

Say, Aahz?”“Hmm? Yeah, kid?”“What dimension do you come from?”“Perv.”“Does that make you a Pervert?”“No. That makes me a Pervect. Now shut up!

Don't pick up hitchhikers!"- D. Adams

Everybody needs a career manager."- Lady Macbeth

Guys getting in shape before joining an exercise class was not unlike the thing women do when they clean up before the maid comes.

Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall take flack from both sides."- Unofficial UN Motto

I had expected a certain amount of exitment from the staff when they found out I wasn't totaly helpless. Instead, they looked unfomfortable. They exchanged glances, then looked at the sky, then at the ground."umm.... does this mean we're going on? Guido said at last.

Numerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle, victory will go to the best tactician."- G. A. Custer

Meanwhile, back at reality..."- G.Lucas

My colleagues and I feel that independents like ElfQuest are nothing but sheep in wolves' clothing."- S. Lee