30 Quotes by Robert Lynn Asprin

how good are you with sign languish?""Quite competent within a very narrow range, sir" said Bekker. "I'm certain I can communicate hostility and frustration with no risk of misunderstanding. More complex matter might exead my abilities.

We've got an unbeatable team."- Sauron

Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior."- Hun, A. T.

To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader."- Capt. Bligh(ret.)

The Dispatcher had played with his phones, calling from one to the other. Then he put them all down and announced that he had them on "hold," a curious expression since it was the first time in half an hour he hadn't been holding one.

Earthquakes were extremely uncommon in this area. A dragon and a unicorn playing tag wasn't.

Just a little off the top!"- A. Boleyn

They never let you live it down. One little mistake!"- Nero

Vampies" I said carefully."Sure. It all fitts," Massha nodded. "The plae skin, the sharp fangs, the red eyeliner, the way they turn into bats.""Turned into bats?""You missed that Boss" Guido suplloed.