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Lincoln was known to have walked miles to borrow books, to get the most rudimentary form of education. So what do we do on his birthday? We close the schools!
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They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five.
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I love to watch those old movies on late-night television, particularly when a couple get up from a champagne dinner in a posh restaurant and the hero hands the waiter $3. But the best part is when he says, "Keep the change."
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I value people with a conscience. It's like a beeper from God.
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The true test of humility is whether you can say grace before eating crow.
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Realists know where they're going. Dreamers have already been there.
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Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.
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An economist is someone who knows all the answers to last years' questions.
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Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, "Guess Who?" She's a divorce lawyer.
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