218 Quotes by Robert Orben
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To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
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Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected.
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If at first you don’t succeed-try, try again. Don’t think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.
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We have enough people who tell it like it is – now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.
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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success.
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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that’s not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.
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I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it – after all, they’ve already given us tasteless bread.
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There’s so much pollution in the air now that if it weren’t for our lungs there’d be no place to put it all.
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The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they’d tip.
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