218 Quotes by Robert Orben
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The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
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I’d like to say a few words about one of the most popular concepts in the modern education – show and tell. Show and Tell is a device created by grammar schools to communicate family secrets to 32 other families before 9:15 am in the morning.
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It’s amazing how important your job is when you want the day off – and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.
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I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year’s Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.
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Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would turn up by the last quarter. Well, I’m down to mine and it hasn’t.
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Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
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It’s an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn’t had a birthday in seven years.
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There are days when it takes all you’ve got just to keep up with the losers.
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Love is so confusing – you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
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