218 Quotes by Robert Orben
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I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it ‘arm around the shoulder’ humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It’s mean, mean stuff.
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New Yorkers are so impersonal, if it wasn’t for muggings there wouldn’t be any contact at all!
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I value people with a conscience. It’s like a beeper from God.
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Realists know where they’re going. Dreamers have already been there.
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Don’t smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We’re all on the road to the grave – but there’s no need to be in the passing lane.
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Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, “Guess Who?” She’s a divorce lawyer.
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Humor is the most honest of emotions. Applause for a speech can be insincere, but with humor, if the audience doesn’t like it there’s no faking it.
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The secret of writing comedy is to know where it’s all going, then get ahead of it.
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Washington is a place where politicians don’t know which way is up and taxes don’t know which way is down.
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