218 Quotes by Robert Orben

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

New Yorkers are so impersonal, if it wasn't for muggings there wouldn't be any contact at all!

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Did you ever see that painting the Mona Lisa. It always reminds me of a reporter listening to a politician.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Nowadays, you cannot be a very Effective political figure without Having a demonstrable sense of humor. People take to it.

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

You wouldn't want Alan Greenspan to write the instructions for assembling a beach chair.