218 Quotes by Robert Orben

It isn't easy being an automobile mechanic. Let's face, it how would you like to stand in the middle of a garage knowing that every car that comes through that door is defective?

Maybe you know my boss. He's the one who expects a maximum effort for a minimum wage.

Let's face it, to you it may be your motor that's knocking. To a mechanic, it's opportunity.

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true.

Remember when it was Superman who was faster than a speeding bullet? Now it's anybody who gets out of Central Park.

If you can laugh together, you can work together

Actually, they don't call them mechanics anymore. Automotive Diagnosticians! They've got the white gown; the three buttons on the shoulder; 'Don't touch me— I'm sterile!'

A nervous breakdown shows you care.

Fathers, be good to your daughters. You are the god and the weight of her world.