218 Quotes by Robert Orben
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These fellas have so much authority; so much poise; so much dignity— it makes you almost proud to have their fingerprints on your seat covers!
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Behind every kid who completes four years of college there stand two parents who are also graduating—magna cum bankrupt.
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I talked to a wild group last night. I knew it the minute someone yelled "Louder!" during the silent meditation.
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The flu season is when you start off in the morning with a light heart and end up in the evening with a heavy nose.
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In our house the only thing that gets recycled is the flu.
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You know what really shakes you up during the flu season? When you tell the doctor your symptoms and he starts backing away.
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Do your kids a favor-don't have any.
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This is the season when you're faced with the problem: What do you say to the person who has everything— and he's breathing on you?
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Older people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.
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