218 Quotes by Robert Orben
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I happen to know that Florida is now working on something that could revolutionize its real estate market. It's an alligator that eats crabgrass.
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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that individuality is the key to success.
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There is only one problem in taking a winter vacation in Florida. You spend two weeks getting a deep, rich, golden tan— then they hand you the bill and you're pale again.
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Old people shouldn’t eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.
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In all fairness, he did warn me. I asked him if you could get along in Florida on sixty-five dollars a day. He said, 'If you're an alligator, yes. If you're a tourist, no.'
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I won't comment on the weather we had. Did you know they named a wine after the first bird who ever flew down to Florida for the winter? Cold duck.
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For a real quick energy boost, nothing beats having the boss walk in.
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Thomas Edison said that genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration. I dunno. I hate to think of anyone that sweaty handling electricity.
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I lost so much weight, people kept looking at my ankles. Why not? That's where my pants were.
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