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There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
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I'd be surprised if Ronald Reagan doesn't run again. To us it's a second term. To him it's a double feature.
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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
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I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.
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Wall Street is where prophets tell us what will happen and profits tell us what did happen.
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Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
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If somebody accuses you in a story of being a crook, you can demand that they prove it. But if a comic says it and you protest, people say, 'What's the matter, you can't take a joke?
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Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
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Humor is the most honest of emotions. Applause for a speech can be insincere, but with humor, if the audience doesn't like it there's no faking it.
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