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Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
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The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.
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With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!
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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.
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Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
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Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.
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Telling a joke is risk taking. Younger people are more insecure and not willing to put themselves on the line, so a quick one-liner is much safer.
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I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.
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The Playboy calendar this year has some tip-top models. Any more top and they'd tip.
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