321 Quotes by Roseanne Barr

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    Being hated and hunted and blamed for your own suffering makes people kind of testy, nervous, and on edge, and often fundamentalist and extreme. Bombs get thrown only when people cannot honestly talk together.

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    Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a California condor.

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    Eating cookies that you bake with your grandmother is one of the greatest social steps one must experience in order to grow up into a decent world citizen, in my opinion.

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    I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

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    I'm just into spirituality. I believe that in a previous life I used to be Shirley MacLaine.

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    If you spend all your time worrying about dying, living isn't going to be much fun.

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    Everyone in America (according to my generalizations) is a potential millionaire waiting for his or her big break. I was astonished lately to realize that Americans are definitely believing in and planning for the future, despite the fact that they elected Ronald Reagan twice.

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