5 Quotes by Rosen Trevithick

A man who offers to cook after he's seen you trying to freeze a dead dog has to be at least a little bit keen.

You know you’re dealing with a numpty when her saving grace is that she didn’t help to cover up a murder.

If you can’t be of good character, write a good character.

My first kiss as a single woman. It sent a tingle sprinting down my spine like a tingle panther.

No matter how slinky your lingerie, a sticker between the brows will always kill the mood.