8 Quotes by Roy Miller

I remember when you could drive up to a service window of a liquor store and drive off with a mixed drink in hand. Now we're going to say that no one in a vehicle can have a drink? I think we're going off the other end.

Statewide, auto thefts are down. And we're seeing that in the Pittsburgh area.

We're kind of right in the middle of winter. Talking about springtime weather is kind of jumping the gun.

Everything is so saturated that the water has no place to go, and that's contributing to make the creeks rise.

It's going to remain offshore, but we should get some pretty good snow out of it. Tonight will be the big deal.

Consumers need to be educated about the risks associated with altered- title vehicles, ... Even though the storm damage occurred in the South, many of these vehicles will be dispersed across a broad area, including Pennsylvania, in an effort to swindle unsuspecting consumers. Pennsylvania saw cases of flood title fraud after Hurricane Andrew in 1992, and we have to believe, given the severity of damage caused by these current disasters, that we will see similar instances in the coming months.

I'm just so thankful to have had the opportunity to win a championship with these guys. Everything that has come our way this year has been a blessing.

How about a declarative statement that they're not going to hurt children? They still haven't said it.