75 Quotes by Ruby Wax

You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other.

I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced

I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.

I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself.

Nannies love working in our house because they never know who's gonna walk through the door.

Mum used to hide love letters from my boyfriends and put me down. Now I understand that she was a Polish immigrant forced to settle in Chicago. She was jealous of the freedom life gave me.

I have to keep reminding myself that I am their mother. Sometimes we are sitting at home and I feel like we are waiting for our mom to come home.

Like any working mother I find it hard to have a social life. But my kids are so well adjusted. There isn't a brat bone in their body so I haven't done anything that bad.

College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.