439 Quotes by Russell Brand

Life’s never a postcard of life, is it? It never feels like how you’d want it to look.

I'm a vegetarian. I believe that we're all equal. I ain't got no right to kill. Say a fly comes in my house, I tolerate that little a**hole.

For me happiness occurs arbitrarily: a moment of eye contact on a bus, where all at once you fall in love; or a frozen second in a park where it's enough that there are trees in the world.

I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia.

When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things.

Today's 'Sesame Street' will NOT be brought to you by the number 34 or the letter D.

Eventually, I think you find a spiritual and emotional connection with someone, and I think it unifies you with everyone else. I think if you love one person, it makes you love everyone...

If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have some crisps?

Amy Winehouse - her surname's beginning to sound like a description of her liver.