116 Quotes by Russell Howard

Sometimes I skip breakfast, pop to the butcher and get sunburned while cooking meat.

I've never been on Facebook. My page is run for me. It is the same with Twitter.

My life is quite normal and for me it helps with my comedy. If you jump headlong into celebrity life it affects who you are and what you talk about.

I'm a bit of a Luddite.

At a gig in Liverpool I had this lady give me 21 cup cakes she had made herself. It's not really rock'n'roll is it? Tom Jones gets pants thrown at him and I get given fairy cakes.

I'm not the kind of comic who would try stuff on Twitter, because I have to work up ideas and I can only do that in front of people.

Your country becomes funnier the further you are from it. I remember seeing Boris Johnson on the news when I was in Hong Kong, and he looked so much more ridiculous.

I've been doing stand-up for 15 years and I've never even been invited to the Comedy Awards! How mental is that?

The number of old ladies who've beaten me up on TV is absolutely ridiculous.