116 Quotes by Russell Howard

Yeah, I'd love to write a film, that'd be great.

I wanna be incidental characters in 'Only Fools and Horses,' that would have been good. I wouldn't mind playing Trigger, Trigger would have been good.

There's a lot of brilliant comics who are amazing, but you can see them doing the same 20 minutes that they were doing five years ago, verbatim. I think that doesn't lend itself to progressing.

I'm one of the people who actually laughs at everyone else's jokes!

Britain is perceived as a laughing stock and a mess. It's a very scary and divided place.

If you're doing 70 gigs in a tour, there's a lot of responsibility. People need a big night out, and you're providing it.

Question Time' is a nice forum for reasoned political debate. There's no point having me on there trying to crack jokes.

I'm really not into technology at all. My brother has to plug the Xbox in for me.