116 Quotes by Russell Howard

I broke my wrist on TV trying to do a one-armed push-up. A lot of people delight in pointing this out to me.

When you see the American chat shows, they've got so many ideas about what they could with the guests. I did stand-up on 'Jimmy Fallon' and they had loads of sketches and ideas, we don't tend to do that here.

Like most comedians, I have crippling low self-esteem, so I always think that what I've just done is rubbish.

Whenever the word 'weird' is mentioned it can only be an insult.

I would just like to be remembered.

I'm happy when I'm working.

Because I don't wear a suit, and have such a horrible boy band face, people assume that I'm not doing satirical material.

I just assume a lot of people hate me. You just have to suck it up.

Tommy Tiernan is an Irish comic who I believe is one of the finest in the world.