116 Quotes by Russell Howard

I never really wanted to be on telly.

These are strange times. I'm 37 and this is the weirdest the world's ever felt. There's a right-wing, nationalistic anger sweeping through Europe and America.

I worked in a watercress bed, picking weeds out of watercress when I was at school. It was awful.

Death by rats would be the worst.

The strange thing about people considering me upbeat is that I'm really not.

I did a stand-up performance on Conan O'Brian, which was great, but it's not for me. I prefer England.

I love Dublin and the locals are extraordinary.

But I did break my mum's heart, because I turned down 'Strictly' twice. I just couldn't do it. It's not for me.

I'm trying to write a film with my friend. I'd love to get the thrill of speaking actors making my work even funnier.