50 Quotes by Ryan Stiles

The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue.

I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.

I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do

I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!

Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.

If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.

What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.