50 Quotes by Ryan Stiles

When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.

I did standup for a lot of years, too, but when you come out as a standup, you get the feeling from a crowd - it's a kind of a 'make me laugh' attitude. But when you come out as an improvisor, they realize that they're suggesting everything you do. So they're already invested in the scene, and they actually want it to work.

I was into sports in high school, but I got kicked out of Richmond High at 17, so I never graduated. However, I still get invites to the class reunions... I don't know that I want to see how everyone looks now.

On 'Whose Line,' we had six, seven, eight scenes per show, so everything was pretty quick. And there's a lot of games that we just got tired of, like 'Hats' and 'World's Worst' and 'Hoedown' and stuff.

I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.

I sometimes think about doing another series. But you work three weeks and you get a week off. I did that for years and didn't see my kids very much. I promised them when 'Drew' and 'Whose Line' ended, I would spend more time with them. I'll wait for them to grow up. Ideally, what I'd like to do is shoot something in Vancouver an L.A. project in Vancouver.

I support freeing Iraqi's from tyranny. I came here to show there are American who support what bush is doing in Iraq.

The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue!

I look like Walt Disney just threw up.