50 Quotes by Ryan Stiles

I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

Two thongs don't make a right.

The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey!

I am breathing. That's how I'm staying alive!

Quiet! I'm expressing myself!

We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.

Two thongs don’t make a right.

I’m Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I’m also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.