50 Quotes by Ryan Stiles

I’m going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they’ll be ripe.

What do I do when we’re not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.

Never trust sheep.

Back off or the lizard gets it!

I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do.