85 Quotes by Sam Ewing

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.

When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

On the plains of hesitation bleach the bones of countless millions who, at the dawn of decision, sat down to wait, and waiting died.

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.

Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.