85 Quotes by Sam Ewing

If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.

Wouldn't you like to weigh what it says on your driver's license?

Crime in the cities is very discouraging. Apartment house dwellers have locks, bolts, chains and bars on their doors. It takes a tenant longer to get out than a burglar to get in.

Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.

President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we're all doing it.

Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.

When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.

The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They're always buying something we can't afford.