85 Quotes by Sam Ewing

Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.

There's no thief like a bad movie.

Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.

The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.

Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.

Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it.

Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has.

The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.

A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.