85 Quotes by Sam Ewing

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about.

When a husband says, “I run things in my home” he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.

Two things help to keep one’s job. First, let the boss think he’s having his own way. Second, let him have it.

On every commercial flight, the traveler is told, “Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device”. The question is, why doesn’t the plane just become a boat?

If you believe the past can’t be changed, you haven’t read a celebrity’s autobiography.

The sight of home looks best after you’ve traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.

President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we’re all doing it.

A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn’t have time to come in.

Wouldn’t you like to weigh what it says on your driver’s license?