91 Quotes by Sam Kinison

Every generation has someone who steps outside the norm and offers a voice for the unspeakable attitudes of that time. I represent everything that's supposed to be wrong, everything that's forbidden.

It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.

I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I'd already been banned from a couple churches for my jokes. So one day I woke up and decided it was time to start living for myself.

Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.

I've never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.

I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild.

I'm so tired of men who are afraid to hurt women's feelings.

If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together.

I'm a comedian, and my comedy has never endorsed violence towards gays.