91 Quotes by Sam Kinison

It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000 people, after you've done the 'Wild Thing' video with Jessica Hahn and every rock band from hell, you're not gonna top that.

So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there.

Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!

Anyone can go out on stage and start beating people over the head with rubber chickens. That'll get people's attention.

I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian.

I'm not going to give up the shock part of my comedy.

I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't.

Just because I do a few comedy bits about gay people, that does not mean I'm out there promoting some anti-gay cause.

Society needs a couple of vents that say what you're not supposed to say.