79 Quotes by Samantha Bee

It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur.

I'm shy, but I'm not clinically shy. I don't have social anxiety disorder or anything like that. I more have a gentle shyness. Like, I have a little trouble mingling at parties.

I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children's clothes online.

I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada.

If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show.

You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask.

I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors.

A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.

I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don't know why that is.