79 Quotes by Samantha Bee

I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.

I learn something in the interviews from time to time.

I think NASCAR's coming to Canada now so it'll take on a whole new relevance. Be afraid.

It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life.

It's great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing.

It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions.

There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are.

My apartment is the equivalent of one room in my Toronto home. Now I understand why New Yorkers are on the streets at all hours. People don't want to stay inside for fear they'll go crazy.

I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show.