79 Quotes by Samantha Bee

It's very Canadian of me - or maybe it's more the Catholic schoolgirl in me - but I always really want to do a good job.

It's like you can't even go on the radio anymore and condemn a whole subset of people to hell without getting some blowback.

I’m shy, but I’m not clinically shy. I don’t have social anxiety disorder or anything like that. I more have a gentle shyness. Like, I have a little trouble mingling at parties.

Don’t judge me. I made a lot of money.

I believe in breakfast. It’s the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that’s huge. As for myself, I can’t function without it, and I see it as a great way to get some healthy greens in, some coffee, and on a good day, maybe even some news of the world via the newspaper.

It’s great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing.

I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children’s birthdays too.

Christmas: It’s the only religious holiday that’s also a federal holiday. That way, Christians can go to their services, and everyone else can sit at home and reflect on the true meaning of the separation of church and state.

It’s like you can’t even go on the radio anymore and condemn a whole subset of people to hell without getting some blowback.