94 Quotes by Sarah Morgan

I thought you were trying to prove to the board you’re responsible?’‘I’ll use a condom. Does that count?

We have to get back to the wedding before the bride comes.""If I have my way you’ll come before the bride.

So what advice does your website offer?""According to this, newly engaged couples touch all the time. They can’t bear to be next to each other and not feel each other. Does that mean I have permission to stroke your breasts in public? Maybe this won’t be so bad after all.

If I don’t read at least one bad thing about myself every day I take a long look at my behaviour and try harder to be shocking.

When you started this engagement farce I thought I was going to hate every minute of it. Instead I loved every minute of it. I loved every minute of being with you. You’re bright, sexy, funny, confident, sexy, strong, warm—did I say sexy?

I love you, Taylor Carmichael Corretti. I love you for better and for worse—preferably worse, by the way.” His eyes glittered into hers. “I love a bad girl. Think about it—if I marry you we can spend the rest of our lives shocking people.

I don't have a hot date. I don't even have a lukewarm date.

Here you are. Ten habits of engaged couples. Can you believe someone researched that and then wrote about it? What a total waste of a life.

When she was reading, she didn’t just leave her own life behind, she stepped into someone else’s.