390 Quotes by Sarah Silverman

I can see myself adopting. I'm not in a rush to do it. I'm 39, I know, but I do love kids, and I'm very good - I've got a lot of really good moves.

I happen to think that there are already tons of perfectly good babies out there already born.

I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.

I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster.

I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honestly, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot.

I think that whenever a Jew has any kind of notoriety, good or bad, the Jews find it to be good.

I think Jews tend to hold me in fairly high regard.

Jews are the most liberal, scrappy, civil-rightsy people there are.