564 Quotes by Scott Adams

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

I try to avoid giving advice.

Remember, freedom is always taken, never given.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

God designs people's emotions so you fall in love with people who, in return, wouldn't even use your hollowed-out skull for a spittoon.

Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.

No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab.

I've always defined myself not as a cartoonist , but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always imagined cartooning would be how I got my seed capital. I always thought my other businesses would be the less dominant part of my life.